Dr. Philo U. Drummond, Ø1°
NAME:
Dr. Philo U. Drummond, Ø1° - "Bob's" Right Brain Man Since 1956 - World's First SubGenius Overman Since 1966
AGE:
48
INSTRUMENT OF CHOICE:
Alto Saxophone
ALTERNATIVE INSTRUMENTS OF CHOICE:
Electronic Midi-Sax with Korg M-1, Bass Guitar, Jamminator
DATE OF LICENSE RENEWAL:
July, 5th, 1998
HOME TOWN:
Ft. Worth, Texas.
FAVORITE COLOR:
Flesh
FAVORITE BEER:
Trappiste'
SEAT NUMBER ON PLEASURE SAUCER :
"No. 000001"
FAVORITE JOKE:
That one about why Hillary doesn't wear mini-skirts.
LAST BOOK READ:
Columbo's Autobiography
ATTENTION SPAN:
About 20 minutes. (Longest in the Band)
HOBBIES:
Blowing up people's garages and then robbing their house while they're fighting the blaze. It's real funny!
LAST VOWEL USED:
The letter U.
FAVORITE CELEBRITY, DEAD:
Michael Jackson.
WHEN I'M SAD I:
Cry myself to sleep. I know, I'm just too sensitive.
WHAT SHAMES ME:
Humans and their lack of Humanity (or overabundance).
VITAL STATISTIC:
13 gallons.
But Who Is Philo,
Really?
Algorithms and Technology R Us International
Pleasant Hill, CA. 94523 USA
Email:
philo@quiveringbraon.com
WWW:
http://www.quiveringbrain.com
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