Dr. Philo U. Drummond, 1

NAME: Dr. Philo U. Drummond, 1 - "Bob's" Right Brain Man Since 1956 - World's First SubGenius Overman Since 1966

AGE: 48

INSTRUMENT OF CHOICE: Alto Saxophone

ALTERNATIVE INSTRUMENTS OF CHOICE: Electronic Midi-Sax with Korg M-1, Bass Guitar, Jamminator

DATE OF LICENSE RENEWAL: July, 5th, 1998

HOME TOWN: Ft. Worth, Texas.

FAVORITE COLOR: Flesh

FAVORITE BEER: Trappiste'

SEAT NUMBER ON PLEASURE SAUCER : "No. 000001"

FAVORITE JOKE: That one about why Hillary doesn't wear mini-skirts.

LAST BOOK READ: Columbo's Autobiography

ATTENTION SPAN: About 20 minutes. (Longest in the Band)

HOBBIES: Blowing up people's garages and then robbing their house while they're fighting the blaze. It's real funny!

LAST VOWEL USED: The letter U.

FAVORITE CELEBRITY, DEAD: Michael Jackson.

WHEN I'M SAD I: Cry myself to sleep. I know, I'm just too sensitive.

WHAT SHAMES ME: Humans and their lack of Humanity (or overabundance).

VITAL STATISTIC: 13 gallons.
ProductsBut Who Is Philo, Really?

Algorithms and Technology R Us International
Pleasant Hill, CA. 94523 USA
Email: philo@quiveringbraon.com
WWW: http://www.quiveringbrain.com

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