The column components can be exchanged in order to develop up to 11,881,336 different combinations
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1	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	Lost in the Woods	so	I can't come to the phone	As soon as you calm down	Leave a message	I promise not to trace your call
2	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	It's the first day of frog mating season	so	I can't grok you now	smooth out the wrinkles	Hang up	I'll call you back.
3	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	laying the smackdown	so	I'm shredding the copies and reformatting the hard drives	when you finish making notes	concentrate real hard	I'll recover the secret lost files we talked about
4	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	I saw what you did last summer	so	I'm making copies and backing up the files	When you stop screaming	Leave a message	I promise not to take it out on you like last time
5	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	out pumping iron	so	I can't stop concentrating my mind	When you get back	Leave your message	I'll ship the goods
6	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	out teasing small children	so	unless you have something better for me to do	live life to the fullest	Stop bothering me and	I'll quit repeating, "It's Only A Movie!"
7	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	I notice that you are frowning	so	stop eating that processed stuff	When I get back	make sounds	I won't leave a turd on your doorstep
8	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	It pains me to tell you this	so	stop giving me pains	If we reach Nirvana	we'll try the bean curd	I'll communicate telepathically
9	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	stopping to smell the roses	so	I can't stop to listen to your whining	quit looking like a monkey	communicate efficiently and quickly	I'll be the good looking one
10	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	chewin' the fat with Cross-Eyed Charley	so	I can't stop stuttering	Tell your Mom	use pithy statements	I'll swim there
11	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	discovering the leak	so	I can't make it all the way to the phone very easily	When you get back from Abilene	Listen to your Mom this time	I will give you money, not real money, joss money.
12	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	befouling the air	so	I can't stop doing all this really, really important stuff that I'm doing, man.	settle down now	direct my phone dialing skills to the receiving instrument of your choice	I'll grease the car
13	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	making rude sounds	so	I'm finding out about all of your deepest, darkest secrets	cry yourself to sleep	say something really funny	I whack a mole
14	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	leaving messages in elevators	so	I'm putting jello in the parking meter	If you'll just sit down	we'll try to settle this like adults	leave peacefully
15	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	sharing water with my water brothers	so	I'm dedicating a park in your name	Stop spinning for a minute	smell the coffee	I'll put in for a transfer
16	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	living in the past	so	leave your nim, noomber, and a briff massage	When you come down	say something really smart	I'll re-up
17	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	missing an opportunity right now	so	live up to my expectations	Leave your sister out of this	say something profound that I can save and use later	I'll live up to you expectations
18	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	trying to stop mean people	so	put the money under the mat.	If we live in splendor	say something worth recording	while wasting incredible amounts of time
19	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	taking care of the homeless	so	blink once for yes, twice for no.	If we make eye contact	play a song for me	I'll be you this time
20	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	working hard to stop world hunger	so	when you get through serving at Abu Gharib	If we communicate meaningfully and on a spiritual level	leave me a hint	and I'll apprehend the perpetrators
21	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	burning books	so	Lift your hearts in song	If we take more medicine	grunt spasmodically	I'll type a stupid song
22	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	conducting witch hunts	so	If we can all just get along	If we take more chances	reward yourself	I'll advance medical science
23	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	pleasuring endangered species	so	If you can find it in your heart to forgive yourself	take a deep breath	abuse slack	I'll be all I can be
24	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	leaving my spoor	so	you missed me	you missed me	don't look in there	now you gotta kiss me.
25	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	just so, so busy with really important stuff, Man	so	try not to make any noise	If we communicate with a dwarf meaningfully	scream real loud for 45 seconds	I'll brick up the fireplace
26	Hi, This is Steve	I'm	busy	so	leave a message	this is the first step toward deep relaxation	wander around aimlessly	I'll call you back.